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• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it in the room alone.
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Asking me, asking me: do you know what love is? Sure, I know. A boy loves his dog.
• Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
  I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me....
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
• I don't know, what do you think?
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....