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Everyone Knows That Adders Can Only Multiply On A Table Of Logs.
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Everyone knows that adders can only multiply on a table of logs.
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The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says he, "Go and multiply." Several months pass....
You can only be truly free if everyone else is truly free.
Authorities tend to frown on the placement of an unopened can of spinach in a microwave oven, although everyone knows this is a quick way to redecorate your kitchen.
A wise man knows everything, but a shrewd man knows everyone.
Amoebit: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
AMOEBIT: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel how warm it is.
Money is a gift everyone in the family can appreciate. The only problem is you can't charge it.
Only the toes knows. -- Mel Profi