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• Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her.
  -- Andy Capp...
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• People keep telling me that I do not have a sense of humor, and I don't think that is funny at all, not one little bit.
• I'm getting better but I forgot the subject!!
• What others say of me matters little, what I myself say and do matters much.
  -- Elbert Green Hubbard...
• Windows? HA! CD \WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better!
• The truth always falls on deaf ears..... at least thats what I've heard
• Getting better - not older!