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• If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone. -- Ernie Pyle
• Here's to me and here's to you, And here's to love and laughte
  I'll be true as long as you, And not a minute after. -- Irish Toa...
• There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. -- Worf
• The true artist has the planet for his pedestal; the adventurer, after years of strife, has nothing broader than his shoes.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)...
• Worf becomes anrgy at the thought of brushing his teeth.
• True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice.
• mittsquinter, adj: A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole-heartedly without loving all women somewhat.
  I suppose that the converse must be true of women. -- Lazarus Long...
• The chance of meeting the right person increases exponentially by how long its been since you've had a bath.