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• Life is something that everyone should try at least once. -- Henry J. Tillma
• Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been a poet. -- Lamartine
• At least once in your life, you will step in a substance so hideous that you will have to throw out your shoes.
• James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life
  "If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general....
• I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
• I should never have made my success in life if I had not bestowed upon the least thing I have ever undertaken the same attention and care I have bestowed upon the greatest.
  -- Charles Dicke...
• Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?