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Everybody Looks Brave Holding A Machine Gun.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Gun Control means holding it in both hands.
After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same.
No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...
Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the one holding it.
-- Mr. Greenfatigue...
Tammy Faye Bakker uses gun powder on her face. At least, it looks shot!
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
-- Matt Groening...
What do you call a 6' 6" Angolan Guerilla with a sub-machine gun and six hand-grenades? "Sir.
