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• IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Abasement, n. A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth or power.
  Peculiarly appropriate in an employee when addressing an employer....
• Absentee, n.: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove himself from the sphere of exaction.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• FELON, n. A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• elephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...