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• Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professo
  equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel. -- Ewald Nyqui...
• When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
• Massachusetts: special female facility for children visitation, no male.
• Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting with a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
  (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend....
• Beifeld's Principle The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of (1) a date
  (2) his wife, and (3) a better looking and richer male friend....
• The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
  (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend. -- Beifeld's Principle...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You routinely find yourself buying (male or female) exactly one less item of bathing apparel than you have previously.
• Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
  (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend....