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• Can you cook? Can you sew? Well, I don't want to know, cause that's not what you need on the inside to make the time go.
  -- Ian Anderso...
• Ensign, engage datasuck mode
• To be a vegetarian is to disagree -- to disagree with the course of things today.
  Nuclear power, starvation, cruelty -- we must make a statement against these thigns....
• Innovations in law, whether good or bad, spin an entangling weave far more often than they sew a straight stitch.
  Division of labor can make for great efficiency; too great a division of labor in lawmaking can instead create a crazy quilt....
• Next on STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION--Ensign Ro vs. Ensign Wade
• A VERY small joke, ensign... -- Spock
• It's Ensign Clampett. He's Jed, Jim!
• It's Ensign Coward. He's fled, Jim!
• It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's FRED!!!