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• Seems like this farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
  The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around....
• What do you call a good-looking, intelligent guy in Millet? A tourist.
• Have you lived here all your life? Oh, twice that long.
• Have you lived here all your life?" "Oh, twice that long.
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• Homer: Hee hee! Here comes the bouncing ball of justice!
  Jones: Tonight on "Rock Bottom", we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers....
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
  Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....