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• Every instructor assumes you have nothing to do but study for his course. -- STUDENT'S LAW
• Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
  Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
• The computer is a moron!
• Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
  -- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Member of the Moron Tallywacker Choir.
• The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
• EMACS /ee'maks/ n. [from Editing MACroS] The ne plus ultra of hacker editors, a programmable text editor with an entire LISP system inside it.
  It was originally written by Richard Stallman in TECO under ITS at the MIT AI lab...