Eating An Orange On March L7th Is Indifferent, However, If You Happen To Be A Spectator At A St.

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Eating an orange on March l7th is indifferent, however, if you happen to be
a spectator at a St. Patrick's Day Parade, it is much better for your
health if you leave that orange at home.

California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange. -- Fred Alle
You may be redneck... if your job requires you to wear an orange vest.
You may be redneck... if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest.
You may be redneck... if your best suit is a Coors cap & an orange vest.
Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?
! Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny....
A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.

Eating An Orange On March L7th Is Indifferent, However, If You Happen To Be A Spectator At A St.

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