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• Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.
  It means that the rest of 90% are caused by people who didn't drink....
• 70% of all people on the road are caused by accidents.
• Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could be staggering illegally.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Last year many lives were caused in automobile accidents.
• If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
• There there, Homer. You'll find a job. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you've always bounced back.
  -- Marge, "Homer's Odyssey...
• Drive carefully - we can wait!" -- Sign in the Funeral Parlo