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• One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. -- Don Carte
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• If you can't do anything about it, don't worry about it.
• Do you suffer painful elimination? -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos" Do you suffer painful recrimination?
  -- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms" Do you suffer painful illumination?...
• Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
  vi...
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous. DON JOHNSON
• CHINESE CASANOVA -- Don Whong.
• Clinton wants us to sacrifice - We should start with the politicians.
  Which do you recommend - burning at the stake, an altar & knife job, or the tried-and-true 'Feed the Volcano' method?...