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• Don's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
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  Yours opens with the first sentence of the first book....
• I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begi
  Have you read ..." -- Wilson Mizne...
• Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Forget this sentence!
• This sentence no verb.