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• I won't play 'Stupid' with Rush Limbaugh... Rush is MUCH better at it!!
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• Reminds me of some game I used to play . . .
• Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
  S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
• Don't play dumb. You're not as good at it as I am. -- Colonel Flagg, M*A*S*H
• Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry. Darryl: Yes? Home
  You play right field. Darryl: Yes? Homer: I play right field, too....
• I'd loik to play me latest chart-toppah. It's called, "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs".
  -- Bart the heavy-metal rock star, "Otto Show...
• I don't mind you *thinking* I'm stupid, but don't *talk* to me like I'm stupid. -- Harlan Elliso
• I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you.