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• Always let the big guy think he's right!
• The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• Bart: "I think this guy's a little crazy." Grandpa
  General Patton was a little crazy. This guy's totally out of his mind!...
• Bart: Pssst. Grampa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
  Grampa: Oh yeah? Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts....
• What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Well, what's happening?
  "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible....
• An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. -- Don Marqui
• I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode.
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and start yowling and running around.
  Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie....