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• Bite off one chicken head and they never let you forge
• Don't let the same dog bite you twice. -- Chuck Berry
• The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
• The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
• bagbiter /bag'bi:t-*r/ n. 1. Something, such as a program or a computer, that fails to work, or works in a remarkably clumsy manner.
  This text editor won't let me make a file with a line longer than 80 characters!...
• Fortunately, the computer virus did no harm to our records.
  It was immediately devoured by the bugs in our own programming...
• Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.