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• Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Anon.
• Growing old is mandatory, however, growing up is optional!
• One thing about growing old, you don't need to travel to view ancient ruins.
  An ordinary mirror will do it for you....
• If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry, you will also regret it.
• The trick is growing up without growing old. -- Casey Stengel
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• Unix: a moment of convenience, a lifetime of regret. -- old ITS hacker saying
• Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret. -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Coningsby
• Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret. Benjamin Disraeli