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• William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive.
  The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form....
• Barney: Wanna go to the prom with me? Girl: Good God, no!
  Barney: Well-put. -- Negative feedback, "The Way We Wa...
• Parker's Law of Political Statements The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility and vice versa.
• Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.
  Don't have aesthetic convulsions when using them, either....
• Fluorescent lights are generating negative ions. If turning them off doesn't work, take them out and put tin foil on the ends.
• Negative expectations yield negative results.
• What do you mean I hit with negative damage? -- Famous Last Word