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• Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
  Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!...
• Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
  Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!...
• Artie: Would you go to the prom with me? Marge: Oh, Artie
  I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments. Now the first is from Time Magazine, dated January 8th, 1974 ....
• Taking a collection to put the Barney kids in therapy.
• Barney is the Conspiracy's way of preparing children for Rush Limbaugh.
• The folks at Smith-Barney do it "the old fashioned way".
• I hate you, you hate me. Let's all go and kill Barney!
• It's Barney! Quick, get me some insulin!!!!!
• Inside the Barney suit - God's sentence to John Hammond for playing God.