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• The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
  -- Jean Ke...
• A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.
• A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. --Groucho Marx
• Skinner at the entrance to a historical park: Five dollars a child?
  ! Last year it was free! Woman at counter: Hmph, new ownership....
• Smithers: That Simpsons boy is looking at 180 years.
  Burns: Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a ten-year-old child can be tried as an adult....
• YEAR: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
• A child of five would understand this. -- Send someone to fetch a child of five. -- Groucho Marx
• There is no difference between killing a four year-old child and aborting a pre-born 3-month-old [fetus].