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• Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
• Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
• Remember, if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
• I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
• Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
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