Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine?
Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
Related:
- Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed
that he had a fiveskin... - Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the
orgy -
you might say he lost his ball bearings... - Did you hear about the guy who was an incurable romantic
until penicillin came along... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought bees hum
because they don't know the words... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought nipples were
Japanese children... - Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look
good in something long and flowing,
so he pushed her into the Mississippi River... - Did you hear about the man who never worried about
his marriage until he moved from New York to California... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding"
was meant to be birth control...
From the same category:
- If you use words for political purposes, they soon lose whatever meaning
they may have had.
Charles P.... - Get gun. Shoot computer.
Turn off lights..... - Now then, what seems to be the trouble?
Well...it's my manservant.
Yes, well, don't be embarrassed. If you've got the... - She was an earthly woman,
so I treated her like dirt... - Get place and wealth, if possible, with grace;
If not,
by any means get wealth and place. -- Alexander Pope...
