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Detroit Made A Grand Try At Persuading The Visiting Republicans That The City Is Not As Crime-ridden As People Think.
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Detroit made a grand try at persuading the visiting Republicans that
the city is not as crime-ridden as people think. The campaign was
going fine until somebody stole the governor's Lincoln Mark IV limousine.
-- National Review
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The biggest hypocrites on gun control are those who live in upscale developments with armed security guards -- and who want to keep other people from having guns to defend themselves.
But what about lower-income people living in high-crime, inner city neighborhoods?...
If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
About the campaign in Detroit to "Stamp out the Beatles," John Lennon said
"We have a campaign to stamp out Detroit!...
You think New York is bad? You ought to go to Detroit.
You can go ten blocks and never leave the scene of the crime. -- Red Skelto...
If you try to please everybody, somebody is not going to like it. -- Donald Rumsfeld
Republicans do it to poor people.
Abraham Lincoln always said you can't fool all the people all of the time.
But Abraham Lincoln was fooling when he said that. -- Mark Russell...
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
As a candidate for national elective office the most dangerous thing you can do is say something during the campaign that the people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy...