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• The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender. -- Anne Boley
• Why should you bury your lawyer? Because deep down inside, he's a good guy.
• Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard.
  Actually, I'm bringing the plant down from the inside....
• It's a very boring time. I am not particularly maternal--it's an occupational hazard of being a wife.
  -- Anne, Princess (1950-), [1981] TV interview...
• You are at the edge of a deep crack going down into the center of the earth.
  earth. A very old, and little used path descends into the crack....
• The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat.
  And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?...
• I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi
• Homer: Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened.
  Push it deep down inside her, so she'll never annoy us again....