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Death Is A Low Chemical Trick Played On Everybody Except Sequoia Trees. -- J.J.
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Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
-- J.J. Furnas
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May you never meet a mouse in your cupboard with tears in his eyes! -- J. C. Furna
The first condition of immortality is death. -- Stanislaw J. Lec
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- P. J. O'Rourke
Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.... -- Thomas J. Kopp
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Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
Murphy's Law never fails except when you try to demonstrate it. -- Walter J. Crowell
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