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• I'm dying," he croaked. "My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted .
  "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered....
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• I travelled to a mystical time-zone,and I missed my bed and I soon came home.
  They said there's too much caffeine in your blood-stream and a lack of real spice in your life....
• I came, I saw, she conquered.
• She came in through the bathroom window. -- Fab Fou
• Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
• It's better to retire too soon than too late. -- Charles A. Moshe
• A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket.
  "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered....
• Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon! -- The SIXTH Docto