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• Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)...
• Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.
  -- B. Frankli...
• I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
  -- Susan, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Come on, honey. You work yourself stupid for this family.
  If anyone deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you....
• Hal Daub, Congressman (Neb.), was an Eagle Scout.
• How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
• But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
• What do you call a ski slope covered in blondes? Frosted flakes.
• You may be redneck... if your brake lights are covered with red tape.