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• It's a cold fish! It's DEAD IN THE WATER!
• Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.
• Only when the fisherman keeps his nets intact, keeps his boat repaired, and studies the condition of fish and water does going out to fish become a mere formality.
  Then fish fall into his hands as if guided by invisible lines. -- Deng Ming-Dao...
• Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies, Shy little angels as gentle as puppies, Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish, They were just some of my tropical fish.
  Then I got mantas that sting in the water, Deadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter, Savage male betas that bite with a squish, Now I have many less tropical fish....
• Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment.
• Join the Cthulhu Corps; it's not just a job, it's a higher position under an elder god.
• Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it. -- W. C. Field
• We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.