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• I should have been a plumber. -- Albert Einstei
• Many books are written because they should not have been!
• Wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
• C n. 1. The third letter of the English alphabet.
  2. ASCII 1000011. 3. The name of a programming language designed by Dennis Ritchie during the early 1970s and immediately used to reimplement Unix...
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  ASCII 1000011. 3. The name of a programming language designed by Dennis Ritchie during the early 1970s and immediately used to reimplement {{UNIX}}...
• Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
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• Computer: "Please enter program." Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship.
  Let me see it!" Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters....
• I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
  ~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957...