Computer: "Please Enter Program." Scott: "The Android At The Bar Said You Could Show Me My Old Ship.

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Computer: "Please enter program."
Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship. Let me see
it!"
Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters."
Scott: "The Enterprise! Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering
piece of--"
Computer: "There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please
specify by registry number."
Scott: "N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody 'A', 'B', 'C', or 'D'."
-- "Relics", Stardate Unknown

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