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• Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
• What's really gross? Eating the raisins off fly paper.
• Your talents will be recognized. You will be sought out by the x-rated movie industry.
• All you need to do is turn on the television to find out that the Gross National Product is just as gross as ever.
• Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a week after you've made your purchase.
  Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable"....
• A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
  He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
• Fly U.S.Air. Find out if there really is a God.
• It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross.
  ..but it's not for the timid. -- Q, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3...
• Infinity is over-rated.