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• 1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
  2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss to go in or out is directly proportional to the number and importance of your dinner guests....
• The Clinton cat habla espanol! S-O-C-K-S!
• The Pet Principle: No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.
• My cat dislikes the term "pet." She prefers "friend and confidant.
• Who needs Valium when you have a cat you can pet!
• Finagle's Second Law No matter what result is anticipated, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it happened to his own pet theory.
• No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to
  (a) misinterpret it. (b) fake it. or (c) believe it supports his own pet theory....
• A cat may looke on a King. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. v
• A woman hath nine lives like a cat. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. iv