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• If I had had more time, I could have written you a shorter letter. -- Blaise Pascal
• Personally, I'd have a far better time writing scripts if I had some more creative shells to script in.
  .. ASMsh: The Assembly shell. Commands include MOV, SHL, SHR, JNE, etc....
• If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
  ... -- Avo...
• Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
  Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...
• I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
  -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• If I hadn't had them, I would have had some made.
• I would have suffered a lot more if understood.
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself. -- PKD