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  -- Brooke Astor, age 15...
• You may be redneck... if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
• You may be redneck... if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
• Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.
• Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• elephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...