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• Have you roasted a Conservative today?
• Have you taunted a Conservative today?
• A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
• Poor Dimitri Shostakovich: In the Soviet Union, he was condemned as being too radical
  in the West, for being too conservative. He could please no one but the musical public....
• S.N.A.G. Tag #3: "I wish I could have periods too!
• You have the heart of a conservative...a lump of black rock.
• I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. -- Will Roge
• Imagine Ross Perot on too much caffeine if you dare.