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• Have you roasted a Conservative today?
• Have you taunted a Conservative today?
• You are going to have a new love affair (with a rock).
• Apu: Thank you all for the kind praise. Homer: Well, you deserve it.
  All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart....
• Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
  If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
• We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree to work in it.
• Bender: "One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone.
  Professor Farnsworth: "Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you....
• Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.
• You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.