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• Your own mileage may vary.
• Having used 14400 bps, even 9600 bps is slow!
• Hey, my PC won't connect with anything at 9600!
• Your mileage may vary. Your car may not run.
• YMMV // cav. Abbreviation for Your mileage may vary common on Usenet.
• Stop! Modem police. We clocked your Sportster at over 1900 cps!
• Curse: May your grandchildren be born in _____________.<--(name city)
• If your life is just a highway, and your soul is just a car, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
  .. -- Meat Loaf...
• Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
  Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders....