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• I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
• Maybe I don't FEEL like smiling
• Some mornings I feel like an amoeba.
• I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
• Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.
  I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy!...
• When I feel like getting away from it all, I just turn the TV on to a Spanish soap opera and imagine I'm on vacation in a hotel in Mexico.
  -- Brian McKim...
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.
• When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.