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• Sign in a cafe: "Please wait for the hostess to be seated
• Please be seated during the entire performance.
  -- Seen in one of the toilets at University of Toledo...
• IRS: Please be seated; read your rights while we audit your return.
• The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement from his rather old and crusty parish.
  As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period....
• You're always seated by a crying child during long flights.
• High-erected thoughts seated in the heart of courtesy.
  -- Sir Philip Sidney (1554-1586) -- Arcadia, Book i...
• My father gave me these hints on speechmaking: Be sincere .
  .. be brief ... be seated. -- James Roosevel...
• Eating while seated makes one of large size; eating while standing makes one strong. Hindu Proverb
• No anchovies, please.