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• The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
  .. Please aim properly. -- Sign seen at a restaurant toile...
• Congregation, please be seated.
• Sign in a cafe: "Please wait for the hostess to be seated
• You're always seated by a crying child during long flights.
• Fine Art Diplomas, please take one. -- Seen on a toilet paper dispenso
• IRS: Please be seated; read your rights while we audit your return.
• Little orange sticker seen above toilet at Arizona State University in one of the bathrooms in the Engineering dept.
  One free goldfish with purchase of this bowl (Evidently somebody removed it from a fishbowl)...
• The following appeared in a memo from the Principal of Sherwood Junior High School.
  "It appears that the lighting in Sherwood High's classrooms, which have large windows but minimal overhead light sources, is impairing student academic performance and teacher morale....
• Eating while seated makes one of large size; eating while standing makes one strong. Hindu Proverb