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• Confusion will be my epitaph as I walk a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh but I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying.
  -- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King...
• My epitaph: Sysop not buried here. Leave feedback instead? -- Quarex '94
• Cursed be he that moves my bones.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- Shakespeare's Epitaph...
• K'Mpec: "'All for the glory of the Klingon Empire'.
  ..that should be my epitaph." -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow...
• CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!
• Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it.
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- My own Epitaph...
• Here lies my wife: her let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.
  -- John Dryden, epitaph intended for his wife...
• SMILEY %-( confusio
• Now I've laid me down to die I pray my neighbors not to pry Too deeply into sins that I Not only cannot here deny But much enjoyed as life flew by.
  Preston Sturges, Epitaph...