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• Confidence is that wonderful feeling of self-assurance you have just before you fall flat on your face at high noon in the most public of places and in the most foolish manner possible before the largest crowd of people ever known to be in that place at that time in all recorded history.
• Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friend
• Confidence is that feeling of great assurance which you had just before you went out and fell flat on your face, as you attempted going up the stairs.
• Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see.
  .. Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole?...
• Already the spirit of our schooling is permeated with the feeling that every subject, every topic, every fact, every professed truth must be submitted to a certain publicity and impartiality.
  All proffered samples of learning must go to the same assay-room and be subjected to common tests....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Homer: Hee hee! Here comes the bouncing ball of justice!
  Jones: Tonight on "Rock Bottom", we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers....
• Confidence is the feeling you get just before you fully understand the problem.
• Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.