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• Grosch's Law Computing power increases as the square of the cost.
  If you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times as fast....
• Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all.
• How many square dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times....
• Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
• Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold.
  For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you....
• Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.
• I want everything; do you have it??
• WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
• Do you know what the square root of 69 is? 8 something.