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• My computer just won't stop talking.
• BASS PLAYERS just pluck a
• Some sports I can't watch on TV. I don't mind the games--I don't like the interview after the game.
  Because the winning players always give credit to God while the losing players blame themselves....
• If we must play the theological game, let us never forget that it is a game.
  Religion, it seems to me, can survive only as a consciously accepted system of make believe....
• Golf players never die, they just loose their balls.
• No food, no sleep, just THE GAME.
• The following appeared in an editorial in a business magazine.
  "Although the sales of Whirlwind video games have declined over the past two years, a recent survey of video-game players suggests that this sales trend is about to be reversed....
• Hockey is a game played by six good players and the home team. -- Murray's Hockey Rule
• Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.