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  -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
• Beauty is in the eye of the beholde
• My analysis . . . led me to formulate The Peter Principle
  In a Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of Incompetence....
• Beauty is altogether in the eye of the beholder. -- General Lew Wallace
• The unexpected always happens. -- Peter's Law -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete
• Many live by their wits but few by their wit. -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete
• In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours. -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete
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• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put both contact lenses in the same eye.