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• The truth is, Columbus discovered Ohio.
• Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build engines. -- Enzo Ferrari
• It saddens Norwegians that America still honors the Italian Columbus, who arrived late in the New World and by accident, who wasn't even interested in New Worlds but only in spices.
  Out on a spin in search of curry powder and hot peppers - a man on a voyage to the grocery - he stumbled onto the land of heroic Vikings and proceeded to get the credit for it....
• Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
• Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus.
• Reliable information is a must for successful planning. -- C. Columbu
• I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Take a chance--Columbus did. -- Bud Collins (from his mother)
• How many Italian-Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once....