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• Volume in drive A is too loud.
• Who is playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra.
  .. posssibly while high. -- Backstage at Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza...
• If it's too loud, you're too old. -- Bumper sticke
• QOTD: If it's too loud, you're too old.
• Charon: fiery singer now playing the styx. -- Not-so-Famous People from History
• I like blood. It's a primary color.
• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
• Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white?
  Didn't they have color film back then?" "Sure they did....
• Skinner: Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed
  o without further ado, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra...