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• I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression.
  A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm....
• College marriages are OK, if the colleges really love each other.
• One of the benefits of a college education is to show the little boy its little avail.
  -- James Thurbe...
• Colleges should require students to engage in public-service activities in order to assure that each student receives a balanced, well-rounded education.
• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
• College students.and people in general.prefer to follow directions rather than make their own decisions.
  Therefore, colleges should eliminate as many choices as possible in order to offer students clear direction....
• Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...